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"Joke of the week"

"Five ways to stop Jeff Gordon"
(1) Change the rules
(2) Change the rules again
(3) Give ford a new race car
(4) Accuse him of cheating
(5) Never mind...none of those worked

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Well now that your here your asking yourself o.k. what am I in for?
Your in for a no less that informative journey into the lives of
"Our Family".
May we say up front that we reserve the right to exclude any
individual from this site This means you... (Patrick).


Most people who know us know that we are very hard individuals to stay in touch with sometimes. This page may shed some light on the "yall are never home" statement.

OK latest news...Off I go on a new and exciting employment opportunity. I have recently started at Mutual Wholesale and having completed my first couple of weeks I believe I'm going to enjoy it. "Stay tuned for more info". Aside my regular work week I will still manage the apartment complex we live at.
....OH, And every once in a while we go fishing....


On to the rest of the family. Kris (AKA Joe's wife) is currently working at the "J-&-K Day-care Facility". She is currently working on her lifelong mother-hood degree. Although she does not earn a check she deserves more money than any sports figure in the world is paid. Being a Mom has to be one of the hardest jobs in the world. Now I know why my Mom always said "I can't wait till you have kids of your own" (stop laughing Mom). Not only does she take care of our two wonderful kids but she also cares for a couple of others on occasion. Oh and she takes care of our oldest child....Me!! She also helps Me keep things in order out where we live. Not only by helping me wherever possible but by being my personal secretary.




This picture shows our two wonderful children Kayla and Brooke. As you can see they are at that wonderful ("stop touching me"---"that's mine") age. The picture does not show the many wars the "J-&-K Daycare" sees day after day. Seriously, our children are our world. Kayla (the oldest) began preschool this year and lo and behold she loves it. Who'd a thought. When a couple of months ago we couldn't leave the room without her getting upset. She enjoys being with the other kids and making new things every day. She has designated herself as the class helper...??? Now if we can figure out how to get her to clean her room....!!! Brooke on the other hand is a full time member of the "J-&-K Daycare". She is what some might say at that curios age. She is much smarter than some might think, for her age. She knows how to get what she wants. Just when you think you've got her figured out she throws you a curve ball. In all seriousness she is a very good child. She just happens to know how to outsmart us on occasion!!!! Latest news Brooke has entered the "terrible twos" six months early. Wish us luck during this trying time.



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OK now on to some information
you need for every day life.

(1) Why are there automated operators? When you give all the information asked,
then you do get to talk to a real person,
they ask you the same questions!?!?
(2) If you live in Florida do you need a house with a fire place??
(3) Never, ever feed an alligator by hand.
(4) If you have two children, always buy two of everything,absolutely everything.
(5) If you are moving to Antarctica you will not need a lawn mower.
(6) The dictionary has no index...
(7) Basketball players need more money...
(8) Basketball owners need more money...
(9) Never try to invent a book on how to read...
(10) Using your hair dryer in the shower is a bad idea...

Why do dentist ask you to talk after they've given you a gallon of Novocain? I say this from experience and mine was one to remember.
(yesth ith doth hurth righth thereth)




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